L learns about herself

Despite only working with me for two months, Z knows a lot about me, most of which I've never noticed about myself. According to him, I am:

1. A moral relativist. I'm glad he's finally put a legit name onto my "no judgment" way of life. 

2. Optimistic only when impractical. And a "Debbie Downer" at all other times. 

3. An asshole. I take that as a compliment considering Z only says that about me when I'm right. 

4. Irrational. I never make statements that can be backed up by evidence. 

5. Blind. I am useless on a stake-out. 

6. Consistent. I eat peanut butter and jelly with banana sandwiches every day.

7. A conspiracy theorist.